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"Tom Paine" is a New Zealander living in Australia under an assumed height. Disguised as a mild-mannered reporter for the mainstream media, at 8:49am on the morning of Tuesday Septmber 11th, 2001, Eastern Standard Time, certain major non-humorous events transformed him into "Tom Paine", SNN's crack interviewer and scourge of the politically correct. It took him more than two months to completely reverse his former center-left beliefs and values (it turns out there's, like, a ton of paperwork involved). As a Jew, his main activities include cooking for friends, walks on the beach, and staying alive. His interests include history, science fiction and maintaining Western imperialist global hegemony through the application of overwhelming firepower and hugs. |
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Brian of London began actively blogging and podcasting one day when he was taken by surprise by a lesbian and wound up on US talk radio. Brian of London is not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy. One day, when Tom threatened to close his favorite podcast, Shire Network News, pleading a lack of time, he stupidly offered technical assistance with producing the show and half an hour later became the host. Brian's interests include world peace and an end to world hunger. He's also rather keen on saving the free world from its destruction by both its own hand and the malign influence of people who believe the ultimate guide to their existence is to be found in the example of a self proclaimed Prophet with a penchant for marrying 6 year old children. |
Meryl Yourish a former New Jerseyan who now resides in Virginia. She is a former liberal who now considers herself center-left, and has been the SNN token woman and token feminist since almost the beginning of the podcast. Since moving to Virginia she has voted twice for Republican presidential candidates, purchased a handgun and a rifle (and knows how to shoot them), and spends most Fourth of July holidays at Fort Lee in Petersburg. Zionism and finding media bias are Meryl's two specialties, as well as delivering as much juvenile scorn as a subject will stand. Meryl blogs about Jewish and Israeli issues at yourish.com. |
Doug Payton is an American living in Georgia. His family consists of a wife and 4 kids, which must mean he's into traditional marriage, and is likely a Christian and a homeschooler (he is). He's a computer programmer, so that must mean he enjoys science fiction and complex board games (he does) though he doesn't fit the typical political bent of most others in the industry. He's an evangelical Christian conservative and maintains two blogs; "Considerettes", his personal space, and "Stones Cry Out", a Christian group blog of likeminded theocrats. His inclusion as a member of SNN is born of a desire to get the word out, the enjoyment of hearing his own voice, and likely a grave mix-up of audition tapes. |
Evan Sayet is a satirist, political commentator and writer. He was a former writer for the TV show Politically Incorrect with Bill Maher. In recent years, Evan Sayet has became increasingly critical of the Democratic Party and its supporters; he became Communications Director for Los Angeles for President George W. Bush, wrote a number of articles for major conservative outlets, and began to deliver his lecture "Regurgitating the Apple: How Modern Liberals ‘Think’" to audiences throughout America. Learn more about Evan at his website, www.evansayet.com. |
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